So I found the keys.

Does this mean you never broke in? No. Too much coincidence to deny that. Don't try. Of course with you there were always coincidences, weren't there?

Tempted to write to you. Not to apologize. "Don't apologize when you find the keys." Were your exact words to me. I don't feel the need or desire anyhow. I want an explanation. How did you get in if you didn't have the keys? And where did you find the quote if you didn't break in? And the eggs and the magnets and..?

But then I think... I wanted you out of my life. If the only way for that to happen is to have falsely accused you then so fucking be it. I am monumentally better off without you.